Ice Samurai - Japanese Inspired Blue LED Watch

Introducing The Ice Samurai, a chilling blue Japanese inspired LED watch from an entropic tomorrow which gives its master below zero Kelvin supremacy by blurring the boundaries of how temporal intelligence (time) is shown.

You mean this watch really tells the time? Yes. Even though The Ice Samurai embodies Kamakuran style and Ashikagan design with its soul caliber blue numerals encased in stark samurai sword steel like the last stand against the Vampire Ninja Zombie armada of Planet 4738, this Japanese LED watch does in fact tell the time and does so really efficiently too!

Tap the top button on the right side of the timepiece and watch the screen light up like fireflies over an unholy grave. Tap the bottom button to make the numbers blink and hence adjust them. In Time mode, the top row represents hour information, while the bottom row represents minutes information. In date mode, top and bottom represent month and day.

In fact, when you start wearing this watch you may find yourself spending all your time chasing demons and freeing the countryside from terrors too terrible to speak of. You will probably live by the Bushido code of Rectitude, Courage, Benevolence, Respect, Honesty, Honor, and Loyalty. You'll start reading Kanji and reciting Haiku by Basho such as "an ancient pond / a frog jumps in / the splash of water." Yes, The Ice Samurai has been known to lower its wearer's armor class by 20 points, double their points, and divide their THAC0 in two!

Jimi Hendrix (he never died) and Christopher Walken are said to be Ice Samurai owners, as are Rick Astley, Debbie Gibson, and Miami Sound Machine (Gloria Estefan on the other hand does not wear The Ice Samurai as she prefers The Andromeda). In reality, this watch is perfect for Top Gun mavericks, Math Olympians, chess club members, Dvorak keyboard users, Unix administrators, anyone who's watched AVP more than 10 times, Twitter users with exactly 3.14 followers, HTC Desire owners, anyone who can sing the entirety of Turning Japanese by The Vapors at karaoke or anybody who is a somebody.

At a Glance...

    * Burning Blue LED's

    * Time and Date function

    * Top row for hours display

    * Bottom row for minutes display

    * Normally sells for around USD200!

Manufacturer Specifications

    * Main Function: Japanese-inspired blue LED digital watch

    * Screen: Top and bottom row LED lights for time and date display

    * Bracelet:

      - Color: Camouflage Steel (Onyx) - please see FAQ section for color explanation*

      - Material: Samurai sword carbonized steel folded 1000x over

      - Length: ~ 180 mm with 18 segments for wrist adjustment

    * Clasp: Exclusive fold over lock design

    * Function Buttons (right-side):

      - Top (hour and date display + select)

      - Button (change mode)

    * Settings: Time, Date, Year

    * Power: CR2016 (x1) pre-installed

    * Manufacturer Ref: T3PP3212125X1T

Package Contents for CVIZ-G165-BLUE

    * Blue LED Watch

    * User Manual - English

Shipping:

We ship to Worldwide and all over the Maldives. Usually it takes 20 days to deliver the item(s) at your doorstep.  (Free Shipping to all over the Maldives)

Payment

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